Saturday, 15 December 2012

Uski Hansi Me Chupe Dard Ko Mehsoos To Kar

Uski Hansi Me Chupe Dard Ko Mehsoos To Kar Faraz

Wo To Yun Hi Hans Hans Ke Khud Ko Saza Deta Hai....!!!

Qudrat Ne

Qudrat Ne
Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!

Khubsurti Di..
Hirni Si Aankhein..
Resham Se Baal..
Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..
Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya..

Phir Zaban Di:
Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya :p

Manzil Qareeb Dkh K

Manzil Qareeb Dkh K
Mutmain Na Hona.

Aksar TATI Nikal Jati
Hy.
Bathroom Ponhanchne Se
Pehle:)

(‘,’)>Sub Chor Bas Misaal
Dekh tu….

Dost Or Lover me kya Farq

Dost Or Lover me kya Farq
Hy.?

Lover:
Janu Bike Ahista Chlao Accident
Ho Jaye ga…

Dost:
Chwla race day agy Cultus vich
Bachiyan ne…

Life main

Life main
=Paisa =Pyar
=Dost
=Izzat
Sab aate Jate rehte Hain.
Par
Tootay Huwe Daant Kabhi Wapas
nahi aate.

Is liye iZzat say sms Karte raha
karo.

Hum Kisi ki Dosti k muntazir nahi hain,

Hum Kisi ki Dosti k muntazir nahi hain,
‘Faraz’
Jo Humain chor kr jaye ga Wo INSHaLLAH
Ramazan main Sahri time peeppa hi Wajaey ga…

1 choti bachi dukandar sy

1 choti bachi dukandar sy: uncle jab main bari
ho jaon gai to ap muj say shadi karin gay

Dukandar: mazak sy han bachi to ap apni hony
wali wife ko choklate nai 2 gay?

Ami Mera Teacher Kitna Pyara Hai Na

Beti:
Ami Mera Teacher Kitna Pyara Hai Na?

Ami:
Beti Teacher Bap k Brabr Hota Hai..

Beti:
AMI Ap Hamesha Apne Hi Chakar Mein
Rehna,
Hamare Liye Na Sochna…

Ktne Ghuroor Main Hai Wo

Ktne Ghuroor Main Hai Wo Mjhay Tanha Chor K
“Faraz”
Unhain Maloom Nahi Mery Pas Or B lash pash larkio K Number Hain
(,”)/
/) ( Ja garak hoja
,/¡_ sali tm

Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus

Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus
aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein
naha raha hoon?
.
.
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi,
mein
samjha tha begum sahiba hai. OooPPSSS

No-Jawan Nasal ke Liye

No-Jawan Nasal ke Liye
Kuch Ehem Advises:

1. Khud ko Mobile main
Itna na Mashghool Rakho k;
Samnay se koi Larki guzar jaye
Aur Tumhain Pata bhi na chalay.

2. Bike Chalatay huay
kabhi ye Mat Socho k ye Jahaz hai,
Balkay ye Samjho k ye to Rocket hai.

3. Koshish karo ke
Apnay Hum-Umron se Bad-Zabani na
karo,
Direct Sir Phaar do..

4. Taaleem har kisi ka Haq hai,
Zyada Parh k kisi ka Haq na Maro..

Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi.

Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi.
(Just formality as usual)
.
Ose dekh kar dulha b Rone laga.

Admin Dulha se:
ode te Maa Piyu Chhut rae ne,o
te ais lai rondi ae,tu q ronda ain?

Dulha:Ene mere v chhurwa dene ne..

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013

Aa gale lag ja mere yaar,
Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ……
Very Happy New Year 2013!

New Year SMS in Hindi

Naya Saal aaye banke Ujala
Khul jaye Aap ki Kissmat ka Tala
Hamesha Aap per rahe Meherban Upar wala
Yahi Dua karta hai apka yeh chahne wala…

Monday, 10 December 2012

A Funny Hindi Good Night Sms

DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,
KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,
chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.
Good Night.

A hindi good night poem/shayari

Deepak mein agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil yeh majbhoor na hota,
Hum apko good night kahne aate,
Agar apka ghar itna door na hota.
Good night & have sweet dream..!

A hindi good night wish

Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hai,
Varna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!

Romantic Good Night greetings

A late night greeting doesn't only mean good night.
It has a silent message saying...
U are my last thought at night.

A cute good night wish

On this cold night,
In my small small room,
I look at the bright bright stars,
In the dark dark sky
And dream of your sweet sweet smile
On Ur cute cute face.
Good Night!

Have a beautiful dream

Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight
Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight
But don't make it a habit bcoz I'm not free every night

Good Night and Sweet Dream

hide my tears when I say ur name,
But the pain in my heart is still the same.
Although I smile & seem carefree,
there's no one who miss U more than me.
Good Night & Sweet Dream.

Funny good night sms

Money can buy a house not home,
A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health,
Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
So be happy and send me all ur money
Good Night Honey

A funny good night sms in hindi

Bindas sone ka, Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,
Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka, Boleto.. Aina nahi dekhne ka,
Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka,
Boleto Good Night.

Never miss to say goodnight

My day may be hectic.
My schedule may be tight.
But I would never let the day end
without saying good night.
Sweet dreams...

Romantic good night greetings

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light
someone thinking of u...
some where out there where dreams come true...
goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you.

Inspiring good night sms

Do not count what u have lost.
Just see what u have now,
because past never comes back
but sometimes future can give u back ur lost things!
'good night'.

A good night text message

A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed,
Calling ur nice Name so softly,
Throwing flowers on U
And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams.

A Good Night Wish

Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me.. i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night

Funny good night message

One evening i will come 2 ur room
lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed
I'll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face
And I'll shout, Have a gr8 night!!!

Flirty good night sms

If u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost,
U know whats wrong?
U r suffering from lack of Vitamin "ME"

Good Night!

Romantic Good Night Sms

Its night time and the whole world is asleep,
But caring hearts are awake thinking about special ones like you.
Good Night!!

Abreviation of good night

G. Go 2 Bed
O. Off d Lights
O. Out O Tension
D. Dreams Come

N. Nice Sleep
I. Ignore Worries
G. Get Up Early
H. Have A Nice Day
T. Thank God Always

Funny & naughty Good Night SMS

There r only 5 things we need in life:

Gud friends,
Gud job,
Gud food,
Gud sleep,

&

"GOOD _UCK"


Dont worry both da things u r thinking r right.. ;-)

Good Night

Hindi Good Night Sms

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi,
Goodnight!!

A good night messages

Since your eyes are looking tired,
Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours,
Happy journey into the world of dreams,
Gud Night and Sweet Dreams.

Tuesday, 4 December 2012

SMS COLLECTION: Hardest job in the world:

SMS COLLECTION: Hardest job in the world:

Here you'll find all type of sms messages collection of your own choice.So let's enjoy all types of sms messages here.......

Hardest job in the world:

Hardest job in the world:
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Police sketch artist in CHINA. :cry:

What is the best example of

What is the best example of ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity?
A Mosquito lands on your wife’s face,
& u get the rarest opportunity of your life..

Never miss it!! ;)

Hard fact about youngsters,

Hard fact about youngsters,
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.
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.
.
.
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They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper..
whenever their parents enter their room’

Today’s Relationships:

Today’s Relationships:
You can touch each other,
.
.
but
.
.
.
.
not each others phones..!! :mrgreen:

HUMBLE REQUEST..

HUMBLE REQUEST..
He has served us Beer when we were Sad & Happy..
Now he needs our help..
Please save Vijay Mallya..
Pls ADOPT atleast ONE Kingfisher Air hostess.. :-P

Lines by School boy…

Lines by School boy…
Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..

N then realize that,
.
.
.
.
.
Im holding a pen..!! :-)

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!! :mrgreen:

Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi

Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi
“O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”
Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur
bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!! :D

kis se milo gay???

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d

Define Girls!!

Define Girls!!
The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&

Bus Accident

Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

Monday, 3 December 2012

Mujhe dekh kr muskurane ki zarORat kia thi?

Is trha satane ki zrort kia thi?
Kuty Kaminy dil ko jalane ki zarorat kia thi?
Jo nai tha Ishq to bhonk daty,
Apni oqat dikhane ki zarorat kia thi?
Maloom tha k ye khwab toot jaenge,
Manho0s phr nend me ane ki zarorat kia thi?
Ishq per lagti rahegi har dor me pabandi,
Ek aashiq ki wat lgane ki zarorat kia thi?

Maan lo agr ye yk tarfa mohabat thi,
To phr nafsiyati kanjar!

Mujhe dekh kr muskurane ki zarORat kia thi?

YEH JO SILSLA CHAL NIKLA HAI

YEH JO SILSLA CHAL NIKLA HAI JAHAN MAIN RISHWATON KA …
TUM BHE KUCH LE DE KAR MERAY KYN NAEN HO JATAY …

Kaamp uthti hoon

Kaamp uthti hoon main yeh soch kar tanhayi mein,
Mere chehrey pe tera naam na parrh le koi..

TUM UDAS NA HONA..!!

Zindagi ki Rahon mein
Oonch neech hoti hay,
Faaslay bhi bharty hain
Chahatain bhi lut ti hain
Rait kay toofano mein
…Siskiyan bhi rulti hain
Ye bhi ain mumkin hay
Aj hum ikatt’hy hain
Kal ko sath ho na hon
chahay kuch bhi ho jaye
Hoslon ko na khona
Bay waja bhi na rona
BAS !
TUM UDAS NA HONA..!!

TUM AA JAO NA

Tum aa Jao Na Suraj Dhal Gaya Hai Ek Haseen Sham Utri Hai
Wo Dekho naaya Chaand Nikla Hai Meri Muntazir Aankhein Dua
Mangti Aankhein Tumhein Sochti Aankhein Tumhein Dhoondti Aankhein
Tumhein Wapis Bulati Hain Ye DiL Jab Bhi Dharakta Hai
Tumhara Naam Leta Hai Ye Aansoo Jab Bhi Behte Hain
Tumhare Dukh Mein Behte Hain Khushi Koi Bhi Aaye Tumhare Bin
Adhoori Hai Suno SUNO TUM AA JAO NA TUM AA JAO NA

shararat yaad aye gi

main kaisay sard haatho se tumhare gaal choota tha
December mai tumhe meri shararat yaad aye gi

Tere Khwab Ka Lalach

Bari Mushkil Se Khud Ko Sulaya Hai Main Ne,
Apni Ankhon Ko Tere Khwab Ka Lalach De Ker.

HaathOn Ki LakeerOn Mein

Aye Kaash Ke Aisa Hojaye, Mere HaathOn Ki LakeerOn Mein,
Main Jab Bhi Mutthi KhOlun To Tasveer Teri Hi Bann Jaye..

Halki Halki Si Baarish

Halki Halki Si Baarish
Zara zara Sa Dard-e-Dil
Andaaz Accha Hai
DECEMBER
Tere Aanay Ka…

Humare Dil Ki Khwahish Hai

Humare Dil Ki Khwahish Hai Kabhi December Mein Aao Na,
Koi Jhooti Tassali Do Koi Wada Nibhao Na,
Suno Maazi Ki Baaton Ko Kisi Din Bhool Jao Tum,
Mita Do Ranjishain Dil Ki December main Laut Aao Na,
Mita Do Faasle Saare Ke Ab Qurbat Ka Mosam Hai,
Mujhe Baahon Mein Bhar Lo Tum Galay Apne Lagao Na,
Bohat Din Se Nahin Dekhin Tere Ghar Ki Woh Deewaren,
Bohat Din Se Udasi Hai Kbi Darr Pe Bulao Na,
December main Laut Aao Na,
December main Laut Aao Na!!

Subah ka Mosam

Subah ka Mosam or Aapki Yaad,
Halki si thandak or Chai ke Pyas,
Doston ki dosti or dosti ki Mithas,
Shuru kijiye apna din mere SALAM k sath.

Good Morning

Zara C chot lage to

Zara C chot lage to wo aansu baha deti hy,
Apni sukoon bhari goad me hum ko sula deti hy!

Karte hen khafa hum jb, to chutki me bhula deti hy,
Hote hen khafa hum jb, to duniya ko bhula deti hy,

Mat gustakhi krna LOGO us MAA se Q k.
jb wo chor k jati hy To ghar ko qabristan bana deti hy.

KHUDA hr kisi ki MAA ko salamat rakhe or
jis ne ye msg send kiya us ki maa ko bi salamat rakhe AMEEN

Sunday, 2 December 2012

Asslam o alikum

Salam to all my frndzzz and to all visitors of my blog.......

To kya ye tay hai k

To kya ye tay hai k ab umr bhar nahi milna..
To phir ye umar bhi kyon, tum se gar nahi milna..!
Chalo zamane ki khaatir ye jabr b seh len
K ab kabhi jo milay,toot kar nahi milna..
Ye kon chupke se tanhaiyon main kehta hai
mere baghair sakoon umr bhar nahi milna..
Rah-e-wafa k musafir ko kon samjhaaye
kay is safar mein koi humsafar nahi milna..
Juda to jab bhi hue dil ko yun laga jaise
k ab gaye to kabhi loat kar nahi milna..!!

Ansoo tere b khushk

Kaise kahain k jaan se pyara nahi raha

Ye aur baat ab woh hamara nahi raha

Ansoo tere b khushk hoye aur mere b

Nam ab kisi nadi ka kinara nahi raha

Kuch din tumhare laot k ane ki aas thi

Ab us umeed ka b sahara nahi raha

Reste Meh-o-Najoom k tabdeel hogye

In khidkiyon main aik b tara nahi raha

Samjhe the dosron se bohat mukhtlaf tujhe

Kya maan lain k tu b hamara nahi raha

Hathon pe bujh gai ha muqaddar ki kehkshan

Ya rakh ho gya woh sitara nahi raha

Tum aitbar is k lye kyon udas ho

Ik shakhs jo kabi b tumhara nahi raha

Aankhain khuli rahain gi

Aankhain khuli rahain gi toh manzar bhi ayen gay

Zinda hai dil toh aur sitamgar bhi ayen gay


Pehchaan lo tamaam faqeeron kay khadd-o-khaal

Kuch log shab ko bhais badal kar bhi ayen gay


Gehri khamosh jheel kay paani ko yun na chaidh

Cheenthay uday toh teri qaba par bhi ayen gay


Khud ko chhupa na sheesha garon ki dukaan main

Sheeshay chamak rahey hain toh pathar bhi ayen gay

teri khushbu ka pata karti hai

teri khushbu ka pata karti hai

mujh pe ehsan hawa karti hai


shab ki tanhai main ab to aksar

guftagu tujh se raha karti hai


dil ko us rah pe chalna hi nahin

jo mujhe tujh se juda karti hai


zindagi meri thi lekin ab to

tere kahne main raha karti hai


us ne dekha hi nahin WaRNa ye ankh

dil ka ehwal kaha karti hai


beniyaz-e-kaf-e-dariya angusht

ret par nam likha karti hai


sham parte hi kisi shakhs ki yad

kucha-e-jan main sada karti hai


mujh se bhi us ka hai waisa hi suluk

hal jo tera ana??? karti hai


dukh hua karta hai kuch aur bayan

bat kuch aur hua karti hai


abr barse to inayat us ki

shakh to sirf dua karti hai


masla jab bhi utha chiragon ka

faisala sirf hawa karti hai

Yaad nahi kya kya dekha tha

Yaad nahi kya kya dekha tha sare manzar bhool gaye
us ke galiyon se jab laute apna bhi ghar bhool gaye
khub gaye pardes ki apne divar-o-dar bhool gaye
shish-mahal ne aisa ghera matti ke ghar bhool gaye
tujh ko bhi jab apni qasamen apne wade yaad nahi
hum bhi apne khwab teri aankhon mein rakh kar bhool gaye
mujh ko jinhone qatl kiya hai koi unhen batalaye “nazeer”
meri lash ke pehlu mein wo apna khanjar bhool gaye

Kaisay kahoon k apna bana lou

Kaisay kahoon k apna bana lou mujhey
bahoun mein apni sama lou mujhey

Bin tumharey aik pal bhi ab kat-ta nahin
Tum aa ker mujhi say chura lou mujhey

Zindagi tou woh hai sang tumharey jo guzrey
Dunya kay gamoun say ab chura lou mujhey

Meri sab say gehri khuwahish hou puri
Tum agar pass apnay bula lou mujhey

Yeh kaisa nasha hai jou behka raha hai
Tumhara hoon mein tou sambhalo mujhey

Najanay phir kaisay guzrey gi zindagani
Agar apnay dil say kabhi tum nikalo mujhey

kitni mushkil se kati

kitni mushkil se kati kal ki meri raat na pooch
dil se nikli hui honton me dabi baat na pooch

wo kis adaa se merey saamnay se guzraa abhi
kis tarha mainay sambhaley merey jazbaat na pooch

waqat jo badley to insaan badal jaatey hain
kya nahi dikhlaatey yeh gardish-e-halaat na pooch

wo kisi ka ho bhi gaya or mujhey khabar na hui
kis tarhan usney chudaya hai mujh se haath na pooch

Is tarhan pal mein mujhay begana kar diya usnay
Kis tarhan apno se khaai hai mainey maat na pooch

ab tera pyaar nahi hai to sanam kuch bhi nahi
kitni mushkil se bani thi dil ki kayenaat na pooch

aik dia dil main jalana

aik dia dil main jalana bhi, bujha bhi daina,
Yaad KaRNa bhi usey roo, bhula bhi daina,

Kia kahon yeh meri chahat hai k nafrat is ki,
Naam likhna bhi maira, likh k mita bhi daina,

Phir na milnay ko bicharta hon tuj say laikin,
Murr k daikhon to palatnay ki dua bhi KaRNa,

Khat bhi likhna usay, mayoos bhi rahna us say,
Jurm KaRNa bhi magar khud ko saza bhi daina,

Mujh ko rasmon ka takalluf bhi gawara laikin,
Jee main ayai to yeh diwar gira bhi daina,

Soorat-e-naqsh-e-qadatm, dasht main rehna,
Apnay honay say na honay ka pata bhi daina

Aik bay rang sa manzar

Aik bay rang sa manzar hai kahan tak sochon

zindagi main terey baray main kahan tak sochon

Phenknay walay nay tu door say pathar phenkay

aur main sirf paroosi k makaan tak sochon

Tera chehra bhi na yaad aye k tu kaisa hai

main tujhay sooch k reh jaaon yahan tak sochon

Loog jis mor per ghabra k bechar jaatay hain

tujh say milnay ka yaqeen ho tu wahan tak sochon

Nazar Main Zakhm-e-Tabbasum

Nazar Main Zakhm-e-Tabbasum Chupa Chupa k mila

Khafa To Tha Wo Magar Mujhse Muskura k Mila

Wo Humsafar K Mere Tanz Pe Hansta Tha Bohat

Sitam Zareef Muje Aaina Dikha Ke Mila

Mere Mizaj pe Hairan Hai Zindagi Ka Shaoor

Main Apni Moat Ko Aksar Gale Laga K Mila

Main Us Se Mangta Kia Khoon Baha Jawani Ka

K Wo Bhi Aaj Muje Apna Ghar Luta k mila

Main jisko Dhoond Raha Tha Nazar Ke Raste Main

Mujhe Mila Bhi Tou Zalim Nazar Jhuka K Mila

Main Zakham-e-Zakham Badan Le K Chal Dia

Wo Jab Bhi Apni qabar Per Kanwal Saja K mila